the biggest plot twist of your childhood.
No aspect of Cronk could have forseen it
The evil and good in him are equally distraught
Where is his God now
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So Shakespeare and Chaucer walk into a bar, and Shakespeare’s like “No, really, I want to know what the big difference is.” And Chaucer’s just like “Oh yogh.”
So I started thinking about the nature of time and temporal reality - and whether or not time is just a function of light, or if it exists in some objective space -
and then I was like “I just Kant, right now.”
"I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body.
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.
I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home."
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body.
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.
I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home."
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This is so good.
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A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; Pixar not included to avoid Disney-Pixar rage; list is not exhaustive)
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The plight of the honeybees.
Bee photos by John Kimbler [flickr]
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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that awkward moment when Kid President is smarter than 90% of adults
what about if it doesn’t change anything?
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Jan Kempenaers - Spomenik: The End of HIstory (2006-9)
There are hundreds of these spomeniks (monuments) scattered throughout villages and rural landscapes in the former Yugoslavia.
“Le Corbusier’s concept of ‘radiant city’ may never have gained much traction in the real world, but some of its tropes, especially the idea of enveloping greenspace, can be found in the Spomenik sites. Some of these structures appear to be actual buildings, though devoid of viable internal living spaces. Others resemble futuristic housing along the lines of a ‘tomorrowland’.”
I sort of would like to live in one of these. I don’t know if that’s weird. I think it’s just kind of awesome.
…
This is why we can’t have nice things.
did I just read a rape scene?
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