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Jul 25, 2014 / 44,748 notes
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Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

Sitting there in front of ur parents with the menu covering your face and winking at your waiter ^_*

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Red, White and Tru

Or white white and maybe a little bit darker
Jul 25, 2014 / 10,891 notes


Red, White and Tru

Or white white and maybe a little bit darker

Jul 25, 2014 / 1 note

If you pronounce auxiliary “ox-il-yyaa-ree” you’re either 100 or I hate you. 

Jul 25, 2014 / 901 notes


Unica Zurn

1. Untitled

2. The Serpent


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Jul 24, 2014 / 829 notes
Jul 24, 2014 / 43,710 notes


Time Stacks by Matt Molloy

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Jul 24, 2014 / 1 note

She leaned in close, her breast barely grazing my chest, her arms wrapped around me, her soft lips pressed close to my ear, and she whispered “do you stream or do you download?”

Jul 24, 2014 / 145,454 notes


I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.

Oh wait that person doesn’t exist.

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Jul 24, 2014 / 412,723 notes


i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

My [guy] friend: one the one hand you have money and on the other hand you have morals.
Me: fuck you and your morals; on the other hand you have your safety

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Jul 24, 2014


Feeling unaccomplished

Jul 24, 2014 / 39 notes


for 75% water i sure do bring a lot to the table